Podcast #10 - Don't Butter Me Up

Don’t Butter Me Up

Yesterday I saw my friend Hannah, and I said to her ‘Hannah, look at you. You look absolutely stunning. What’s your secret?”

Hannah was skeptical. “Are you trying to butter me up?” she replied.

Of course I said no, but Hannah wasn’t born yesterday… she knew I was trying to butter her up. I needed to borrow £50 to pay my electricity bill. The problem is, I’m drowning in debt, and everything these days seems to cost an arm and a leg. Spotify, rent, the gym…. the list goes on and on.

“Why don’t you get a job?” Hannah told me.

A job? I never thought about that. Maybe I should join the rat race, and embrace the hustle and bustle of the big city. Actually, I’ll just ask another friend for money.

Further examples:

  • Hugo said there would be no changes to travel rules following the new Covid variant, but I’m skeptical.

  • Don’t butter me up, I’m not going to let you borrow my Ferrari this weekend!

  • I wasn’t born yesterday Sam, I know it was you who took my jacket.

  • Apparently Jo’s business is drowning in debt.

  • Wow, nice boots! They must have cost an arm and a leg.

  • I’m sick of the rat race, I want to move to an isolated beach in Indonesia!

  • My Dad has really missed the hustle and bustle of London since he retired.